I was looking on Craigslist for used furniture and I saw
that someone was selling a Little Tykes Racecar Bed in Full Size.
I have no sons nor a guest room, but if I ever were to have a guest room,
perhaps when I'm old as hell, I shall buy the little tykes full racecar bed
and subject grown friends and relatives to sleeping on it whenever they stop in to visit...
I'll act like I don't notice that it may be odd or unfashionable,
but in fact, I'll go to sleep in my own bed smiling.