Race Car Bed

I was looking on Craigslist for used furniture and I saw

that someone was selling a Little Tykes Racecar Bed in Full Size.

I have no sons nor a guest room, but if I ever were to have a guest room,

perhaps when I'm old as hell, I shall buy the little tykes full racecar bed

and subject grown friends and relatives to sleeping on it whenever they stop in to visit...

I'll act like I don't notice that it may be odd or unfashionable,

but in fact, I'll go to sleep in my own bed smiling.